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WPS END OF SEASON WRAP-UP

* This is the last time I’ll write on WPS for a while, I swear. Unless SI hires me to do “The Marta Experiment” or something.


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American citizens pay more attention when Lady Gaga burps on television than when New Jersey’s Sky Blue FC wins the WPS championship. So I’m not alone in my doubts about WPS’s staying power. Media, even local media surrounding many WPS teams, largely ignored the league all year. The Los Angeles Sol and Sky Blue FC played the final at the Home Depot Center in front of a little over 7,000 fans, less than half the number that attended the league’s opening game at the same venue. According to the New York Times, “no teams came close to turning a profit.” All of this doesn’t bode well for the league’s philosophy of “slow growth.”

I root for the league in the same way I root for under-appreciated bluegrass bands or rappers. Obscured from the public eye, the league depends mostly on its grassroots community appeal: on ticket sales, camp revenue, and community events. The league treads a thin line between professionalism and amateurism. On the field, it’s professional; it’s the best women’s soccer I’ve ever seen. Off the field, however, the players are amateurs in the sense that playing soccer is not all that they do. Many have other jobs, at least in coaching. Some are considering other career paths. Some are moms. Players will stay after games to sign every autograph of every grinning fan. This is all unusual in professional sports.

Like minor league baseball, WPS is probably full of Hollywood-caliber stories that media ignores. Christie Rampone’s story is one of the few that got any serious ink this year. After a replacement coach quit, Rampone took over as player-coach of Sky Blue FC. This was right after she had surgery for a ruptured ovarian cyst. Rampone helped lead her team, last place after eight games, to the championship over the most dominant team in the league throughout the season, the Los Angeles Sol. And she just turned down a call-up to the national team because is three-months pregnant. Forget the pregnancy part, this sort of story wouldn’t happen in many other leagues, including MLS. It’s a heart-warming example of the sort of thrift and dedication that drives the league.

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It got me thinking: If WPS can’t compete as purely a soccer product in the sports arena, then maybe it can compete or even win in the one arena that it does have the advantage: humanity, or emotion. I’m not trying to patronize the league. As a league unspoiled by the screens necessarily erected by big-money professional sports – the media coverage and endorsement deals that suffocate players’ true personalities and interactions with fans – WPS has the unique opportunity to let fans in on the drama, the ups and downs of life as a professional athlete.

Actually, it might be more of a necessity. The league realizes that access serves as one of its best selling points. It encourages open communication between players and fans, even allowing players to Tweet during games. But how much can the league peel back the curtain without sacrificing its own professional integrity? Before marketing ploys look pitiful and desperate instead of engaging? I’m not sure. It’s a thin line. But I know the league should test that line’s tension in the coming year if it wants to start grabbing new fans and make any money.

As Rampone said: “Hopefully we can get the word out about the league. We need to spend a little more time in the community and start selling the league a little better on the players’ side. I think we did a great job on the field, but now it’s just a little more mindful in getting the work done off the field.”

Is it too early for bake sales? How about a reality TV series? I’m serious about both.◊

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ONE MAN’S STRUGGLES WITH WPS FANDOM

Does Liking Women’s Soccer Make You Gayer?

I love soccer. And I’m pretty sure I love women. So why don’t I love Women’s Professional Soccer? Or do I, secretly? These are questions I fear to answer because any serious soul-searching might uncover the misogynistic pig within. That, or I’ll end up stripping away a vestigial layer of macho-callous that has kept me straight and largely insensitive to the needs of women through the years. Oh well, here goes…

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I probably like women's soccer more than this Norwegian defender does.

There are a few things about women’s soccer that I know. First, I know that I like the idea of girls playing soccer. I always have. It’s a beautiful sport that women add to in uniquely savvy and vicious and really just hot ways. I like seeing women in short shorts. I like watching them make guys look dumb on coed fields. I’ve always thought soccer provided more fertile ground for women than other team sports – something about its blend of touch and guile, grace and ruthlessness. It has always been half feminine. Most of my biggest crushes in life have been on female soccer players, through high school to now. I used to think I had a shot with Mia Hamm, but then I realized I respected Nomar too much to move in on his woman. So I moved, weirdly enough, onto Shannon MacMillan. I was a teenager and it was the nineties and I was a sucker for in-swingers. And now there are a few current players in the WPS that I would dump my girlfriend for in a second. I’ve prepared her for this.

I know that I want the league to succeed. I want a sustainable women’s professional sports league to exist besides the WNBA, which would crumble without the support of the NBA. I want professional soccer to be a dream and a scrappy career choice for young girls the world over. Call me a sap, but I don’t think I’m the only guy who wants this.

I know that I enjoy WPS when I watch it, especially live. It’s often better than any women’s soccer I’ve ever seen, including any international games. I saw remarkable talent on display on WPS’s opening day, on the Los Angeles Sol and the Washington Freedom. Nevermind Marta – she’s fantastic. I watched Shannon Boxx control the game better than a lot of MLS midfielders. I watched Sonia Bompastor run riot on the wing with a lethal blend of pace and control. I watched Aya Miyama strike angled passes that most people of any gender don’t see. In watching the WPS, I’ve been drawn to female players in a way that I never thought possible, both for their savvy and their style. Yes, style. If you don’t believe me then watch the Breakers’ Kelly Smith, who can weave in and out of traffic at will. Watch the Gold Pride’s Tiffany Weimar, who attacks with a courage and abandon that is sorely lacking in MLS forwards.

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WPS produces great women’s soccer. There’s really only one problem with it: it’s not men’s soccer. Without getting into an argument about Title Nine and other messy subjects, this is the most honest reason I can give for why I’ll watch just about any men’s game over any women’s game, and why so many other people would rather do the same. When given the choice of a Latvian B League men’s game vs. the WPS, I would probably go with good old FK Dinamo-Rīnūži. Itawamba Community College men’s vs. WPS … same. A U-14 Boys Club vs. WPS … this is when I start to question if WPS will work.

My main explanation for this attitude is that women’s soccer is slow, at any level. It’s inarguably, frustratingly, heart-murmeringly slow. I’m not saying that the players aren’t as smart or quick-thinking or savvy as men. I’m not saying Marta wouldn’t school me one on one. The game is just slower than the men’s game. Men create goals out of nothing – a turnover in midfield turns into a top corner screamer that you miss wiping a speck of salsa off your shirt. In a women’s game, I’ll see the turnover (wait … yup, there it is) and know I’ll have time to hit the bathroom and get a cold one before it gets converted into the goal that grows along with the grass at midfield. (Side note: Speaking for washed up male athletes everywhere, I’m also the first to admit that male egos get in the way of our willingness to appreciate or respect women sports. We see women run and kick and instead of admiring them we think, “That’s cute, but I could run faster, kick harder.” We imagine that we would be the best player out on that field, or that we could have been if given the chance. Even if we wouldn’t, a lot of us still believe this. I don’t know why, but the reason for this probably gets at the root of the male psyche.)

Other reasons exist for the general populace’s dismissal of, and even contempt for, women’s professional soccer. The league has failed to produce many goals, for example. As a whole, the league averages around 2 goals per game. But this doesn’t differ too starkly from most men’s professional leagues. Another reason fans don’t care, as Jennifer Doyle points out in a thought-provoking post on watching women’s football, is that the media ignores women’s soccer. Media goliaths and local papers alike don’t give fans, or potential fans, the chance to follow hidden story lines about underdogs or phenoms or scandals that undoubtedly exist in the game. But these two reasons seem only bi-products of the root reason women get ignored; men are better than women at soccer. Men put out a better product.

So what chance does the league have if die hard soccer fans like myself would rather watch so many male forms of the game before stooping to watching women’s soccer? Some. But only if fans let the game in, checking their egos while seeing the women’s version as a legitimate and attractive alternative. For a lot of us, myself included, this isn’t easy. But as much as I’ll bitch about the slowness of women’s soccer, I also think its pace provides a unique charm and rhythm, subdued by laws of physics but also tapping into higher levels of communication. This could be seen as a backhanded diss, but it’s also why I find the women’s game uniquely compelling. As Jennifer Doyle suggests, women’s teams often play with more cohesion and passion than men’s teams. They have to. They have more to prove, playing for an entire gender’s future in the sport. As teams, they slog against the momentum-shifting tides of the game. Also, the pace of the game highlights fundamentals – the spacing and angles and subtle techniques that link teams together. Unfortunately, when people say that any version of anything “highlights fundamentals” it usually serves as a cheap defense for the way that thing lacks transcendent powers, but women’s soccer doesn’t. Less hectic and driven than the men’s game, it can heighten your sense of what is there, like listening to more minimalist music. You hear spaces. You swell with chord changes. If you’re ready for them, you get in touch with feelings you never knew you had. Some of my friends will probably punch me for saying all this. But I’m starting to believe it’s true, kind of like when I started listening to Brian Eno. There is a time and place for it.

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Despite the barriers of ignorance and contempt, the league has so far drawn close to its target number of fans, enough to market its sustainability and streamlined financial structure. Fans like me follow it, battling with inner demons while truly trying to respect and appreciate the league. I’ll go to more games. I route for the league and its fundamentally grassroots marketing campaign during an era in which preferences typically get determined from the top down. I raise more beers than I could otherwise afford to its cheap ticket prices and the players’ unequaled appreciation for the fans. But it’s no secret that the league needs more fans to succeed.

“We need to get out of the ghetto of being a role model for girls,” Andy Crossley, the Boston Breakers’ director of business development, said in a recent New York Times article. “You can’t make dads feel like they’re visiting Chuck E. Cheese’s.”

The problem is I’m not sure if anyone knows how the league can change this. WPS works best as an inspiring example for young girl players. And as millions of them exist in this country, this isn’t a bad selling point. But to draw in the rest of us skeptics remains a challenge that will take a lot more than just innovative social media marketing.

I wonder if it will take a change in the game itself, something besides the evolution of women players that lessens the talent gap between genders. Like, I’d like to see games with two balls in play, or games with guest male players from the crowd, or games with interactive crowds that could choose the lineup changes or fire good-natured projectiles at players. Then again, these are idiotic ideas that would undermine the sanctity of any sport. If I were commissioner of WPS, however, I’d at least consider some freakishly creative options. Maybe the league could start with some more delicate and minor alterations in the game’s rules to favor offense, to give the league more ammunition. Smaller fields? Smaller goal box? Bigger goals? Why let conventional rules constrict the excitement of the game? Why not start something new, make the product more unique and less comparable to the male-dominated version of the game that the vast majority of people will only continue to see as better?

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SHAKING LOOSE FROM THE SOIL

On Sports Blogging, Sports Journalism, and the Scary Fate of Humanity

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Alright, alright, fine. Blogging isn’t journalism. Lines divide the two fields. Professional journalists get paid, for example. Us amateur bloggers usually don’t. We toil in the nervous spaces between working on the internet and “working” on the internet, or between trips to Starbucks and withdrawing more trust-fund money. Journalists still use primary sources. Bloggers use secondary and tertiary and whatever-comes-after-that ones. We comment on comments on comments, re-chewing news to spew naval gazing or attention-grubbing opinions. At the same time, the wall between the two fields has become permeable. And in many ways it’s collapsing. It will probably never collapse completely – as long as publishing institutions continue to pay to produce reputation-staking news that requires professional resources to cover. But the forces of new media (the blogosphere being an important one) are changing the structure of our journalistic institutions. They are changing the way we relate to media and the assumptions we have about the way media works, or the way it should work. The sports and entertainment industries, the throbbing-money-crazed beasts that push the forefront of this mutation, for better or worse, might also be the first ones to create new and functioning institutional (or non-institutional) models. This is something to think about.

In this era of instantaneous information and entertainment, much of professional sports journalism requires performing the same task that bloggers do. As Richard Whittall points out in a post that sparked this one: “Most of what is written in your newspaper sports section is one part news, two parts commentary, because athletic events don’t usually require much parsing out. Player goes here for x amount of money, which may have y number of implications for each party involved.” Bloggers do the same, though typically with more creative or risky opinions because why not? Bloggers aren’t beholden to the demands of editors, readers, or even advertisers. But take a look at the increasingly blog-saturated web pages of many of the industry giants to see how much the two worlds overlap. Leading sports publications have even snatched up some of the most promising talents in the blogosphere to do what they once did for free for a little scratch, I assume.

Traditionally, when sports journalists do perform some actual journalism, ie. investigations into the sources of the entertainment, they rely on access – to locker rooms and press rooms and practice fields and athlete’s phones. Such access ensures privileged knowledge, leveraged to distribute to everyone else. But such access seems more and more limited due to the complicated relationship that modern athletes have with modern media. Much of this relationship hinges on the way athletes have become brands or products whose image means everything, their current and potential worth. So as not to undermine this precious image, athletes get told what to say and who to say it to. They make contrived public or commercial appearances. They speak in sound-bytes, clichés, saying everything while saying nothing, etc. Few reporters get any unscripted access to stars. (As a side-note, part of the reason why I enjoy soccer so much in America is that such a disconnecting and money-driven process of branding athletes hasn’t yet happened here in grotesque excess, with the exception of the whole Beckham saga. But it’s coming, as soccer gets more professional and lucrative in this country, however long it takes.)

To further disconnect journalists from athletes and further level the playing field between journalists and bloggers, new mediums of communication let athletes circumvent journalists’ questions. Twitter, for example, allows athletes to speak their minds in 140-character fragments about whatever they want, whenever they want. And anyone can access these juicy nuggets. Such a technology has the strange bi-product of making celebrities more and less transparent at the same time. Tweets can offer revealing insight into an athlete’s hobbies or head beyond what that athlete would likely package into a sound byte for reporters’ microphones. Athletes can share locker-room tidbits and off-the-cuff thoughts and even breaking news. But Twitter also empowers athletes to control and moderate what they reveal, hiding behind a wall of “Pumped for the game!” quips. Maybe such control is necessary and ideal for the modern media age, giving athletes private control over a public image that all-to-easily takes on a life of its own. But the unpredictable potential of such a technology also makes employing it a tentative process for leagues and marketing executives. For bigger leagues, Twitter still seems a risky prospect that warrants vetting. (“Yo bitches, I told yal coach was a knucklefuck, always playing Karl at crunch time even tho the donk cant shoot free throws for shit.” “Bet 10 g’s Karl won’t score double digs tonight. Any takers? Karl?” “Wanna know where Karl was last nite? … Those hoes in the East River. The bump on his head. I know the real story. Hold on. TO. I gotta act like I’m pumped…”) We’d like to believe that people have the common sense to moderate their private thoughts. But I’m not alone in my curiosity about where all of this is headed, particularly as we keep developing technologies that blur distinctions between public and private, truth and fiction.

To ease our fears about the impact of Twitter, the new Women’s Professional Soccer league has embraced social media tools as valuable ones for marketing and promoting transparent communication with fans. And so far the league has used these tools to popular effect, short of allowing live streams of the girls’ post-game showers, to connect fans with the players – or at least to make fans feel more connected. Players even tweet from the sidelines. However, I’m still waiting for some shit-slinging bitch-sessions to explode between girls on the same team, or even different teams. Has this happened? Can’t the league at least stage this for some more attention or ratings? Even within an extremely small and self-contained organization, these new technologies offer dangerous possibilities.

(A quick disclaimer: If I’m totally off base on all this it’s because I don’t really follow athletes’ twitter pages, yet. But I imagine that for many reasonable sports fans, following an athlete’s blogs or tweets feeds a weird desire to feel both more and less connected to these icons. Part of us wants to see the same vapid statements that athletes give on podiums that let us know that these people are professionals and they’re not telling us shit about their personal lives or what they really think, they’ll let their games do the talking thank you very much, praise God and mom and dad. We don’t give a shit, for example, what kind of toilet paper they’re buying. We want to keep our icons at a distance, as objects of infatuation that we can laugh at for being incredibly dumb or vane or mechanical. So we can believe that at least we have greater senses of self than these over-privileged and un-suffering deities. But the strange process of idolization also means we want desperately to relate to them, to get inside their heads. We want messages that let us know that they’re actually human, and sort of funny or weird or self-conscious, sort of like us. We do care about what kind of toilet paper they use. We want desperately to see into their private lives. Oh my god, Rooney hot boxes his wife under the covers too! I knew it. All of this boils down to the way our sports-crazed culture treats sports as the only drama that matters. Possibly as part of our human wiring we have an endless desire for our drama to be more entertaining and more real. We want suffering and destruction; we want comeback stories and hope. We want tales of larger than life parties or wagers with lamborghinis on the line; we want to see cracks of vulnerability and shame blooming beneath sponsor-perfect faces.)

On that note, the problem with so many internet-spawned tools for communication is that we use them for rumor, absurd reaction, and really just straight up bull shit more than anything else. We’re all mostly commenting on the entertainment that we consume, never mind the actual products. Most of us bloggers are just information-horny parasites licking the salt that trickles down to us from the ball-sacs of global media empires. We are all semi-conscious contributors to the giant circle-jerk that is the blogosphere, vying for attention while coming up with an occasionally salient nugget that will squirm around until it dissolves before tomorrow. But this is also the brilliance of the blogosphere and the internet itself. It gives everyone a voice. And with this voice we do, every once in a while, produce valuable and entertaining opinions that blossom and evolve in beautiful and unexpected ways. We are all responsible for the glistening and gooey and transient substance we produce.

This is exciting and scary. It’s also part of the reason why major newspapers and publications, and honest to goodness professional reporting, are collapsing. People go online for their news, especially for their opinions and up-to-the-second gossip about sports and entertainment, which the internet provides in grotesque abundance. David Byrne, former Talking Heads front-man and blogger extraordinaire, asks some worthwhile and prescient questions about this. In a post considering the collapse of major newspapers, he writes: “What will happen when most of the country has nothing but entertainment, gossip, and sports as sources of information? It’s a country ripe for takeover if you ask me. A place where public opinion can be easily manipulated as long as the consumers keep buying. Blogs and internet news sites can’t fill the gap, as they don’t have the resources to sustain a team of reporters working and digging into a story – sometimes for months before anything sees the light of day.”

At the risk of sounding like a raving socialist, I would argue that we’re already overtaken. The fact that we might soon have only one or two bonafied newspapers in this country (The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal) doesn’t scare me any more than the fact that a few media goliaths already own almost all of our information outlets. But it’s probably not all as bleak as Byrne and I have made it out to be. Although some conspiracists might argue otherwise, the media conglomerates do allow for a surprising diversity of opinion under their own umbrellas. Voices undermine them from within, though they still probably reap financial rewards from this.

I also have faith in the nature of the internet, an organ that functions to decentralize control and collectivize benefits. While empowering individual expression and autonomy, it also relentlessly promotes sharing, collaboration and collectivism. We don’t have words for the perfect coherence it creates between free-market trade and socialized cooperation. It can link us all to the information and opinions that we care about most. It empowers us to sort through the daunting diversity of opinion and information that exist. It makes us accountable for everything we consume and produce. This is an awesome prospect, except that essentially everything we consume and produce is virtual, noise, without any real attached value. This sucks. And this is the problem for many of us plying our trade on the world wide web, especially for all us unattached bloggers out there, the ones divorced from any nurturing media company that sells ads to stay afloat. Very few of us get paid anything for our contributions to the communal knowledge / bull shit farm. We don’t have equitable pay models for bloggers. And maybe we never will.

But the brilliance of this whole nutty socialistic experiment is that it’s up to us to try to develop such models, to determine the nature of networks or interactions that can be more democratic and collaborative and valuable than the ones we have now. The blogosphere, or the internet in general, does this naturally. It creates democratic networks organized around an interest or an aesthetic preference or the grossest fetish we can imagine. Within these networks, the voices that deserve to get heard can get heard. And for all the bullshit that blogs produce, they also create valuable noises, leading people to other valuable noises, until we’re on the verge of … whoops, another porn site. But how do we assign any real value to this racket and how do we even begin conceiving of distributing it? Or, are we even creating any real value if we’re only furthering masturbatory discussions on entertainment? Maybe we need to further change the way ads integrate with content and individual preferences, altering the way bloggers can benefit from advertising. Or maybe we need to divorce our publishing models from advertising. Or maybe that was the stupidest sentence ever written on the internet. Do I need to start whoring myself out to fund my writing hobby? Or do I need to give up blogging, get an actually valuable tooth-and-nail trade, and start actually talking to actual people again? Where are the answers? Geniuses? Google? Microsoft? Government? Computer? Did you just call me an idiot? Dammit.◊

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