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OF COURSE! THE U.S. BEATS SPAIN AND AN OIL COMPANY HELPS ANALYZE PLAYER PERFORMANCE!

Castrol GTX May Not Let Your Engine Break Down, But They Know How to Break Down A Game

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In case you weren’t aware, the ever-prescient governing body of soccer has partnered with Castrol GTX to develop the “definitive system” to rate player performance. Not only does it rate performance, but it rates performance objectively! According to a clarifying explanation on the Fifa.com website, the infinitely complex system “tracks every move on the field and assesses whether it has a positive or negative impact on a team’s ability to score or concede a goal.”

Why even watch games anymore when watching games won’t even tell you which players “truly deserve to grab all the headlines”? If you’re as much of a soccer enthusiast as I am, then you simply need to know which players these are! I mean Fernando Torres, David Villa and Kaka in the top three? Who would have thought? Now I look at them in a newly edifying light. They’re so … technologically advanced.

The secret to the revealing analysis lies in the carefully calibrated zones into which the Castrol Index has divided the field. Passes completed into higher-rated zones are worth more “Castrol points.” The same is true for tackles or interceptions in the most advanced or dangerous zones. In other words, Castrol points are brilliantly simple and complex at the same time, kind of like the internal combustion engine.

Why didn’t I think if the Castrol Index? Probably for the same reason I don’t know how to engineer a high-mileage motor oil with “magnetic properties” and “57% better sludge protection than competitive oil.” I wouldn’t even know how to begin measuring that. Science is amazing.

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Now that such a system exists, I won’t even bother trying to analyze the U.S.-Spain game because I’d probably get it all wrong. Somehow, though, I’ve been lucky enough to get one of the developers of the revolutionary system to be a guest commentator on the semifinal match. So the esteemed Dr. Sludge, who has degrees in both synthetic engineering and soccer statistics, is going to take over from here. You might want to get out your protractors and calculators, though, because Dr. Sludge can get awfully mathematical. Just kidding! Dr. Sludge makes even complex algorithms so easy to digest that he doesn’t even need to explain them because you just know they’re true. Go ahead Dr. Sludge!

Thank you, Thank you. Really, thanks Cyrus for letting me speak with such an adroit and influential soccer audience. Hello Footsmoke.com!

Can I get some epic classical music in the background? Do you have any Brahms? OK. Actually, something a little slower? Heavier? That’s the stuff. Dim the lights. Nice …. Ahem…

“It’s not easy to repel blistering speed. It’s not easy to take on bone-freezing passes. It’s not easy to defy the physical laws of international soccer….

But team U…S…A was not an easy team to develop…

Its synthetic-odometric-enduroefficiency-coverage ensures that it keeps going, even in the 90th minute. Especially in the 90th minute. Because we all know 90th minutes can last lifetimes. And in pressurized conditions like this they can cost games, even lives.

The U.S.’s anti-sludge-combustication-rating ensured that Spain’s pressure couldn’t break its defense down. Stuck together in magnetized-globulated-adhesion (TM), the U.S. defense didn’t crack under even the most extreme Spanish pressure. Its thermo-activated-appendages got between hot Spanish shots and a cracked goalmouth.

Most importantly, the U.S. blocked Spain’s anti-hydro-viscosity-passing-completion-rating from getting too high. And anti-hydro-viscosity-passing-completion-ratings can kill. Obviously.

Also the U.S. had Oguchi Onweyu and Tim Howard.

Thank you.”


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+/- : SLIVERS OF SENSE IN STUPID STATS

Does Tevez Have the Best Plus-Minus in the Game?

Plus-minus differential has long functioned as one of hockey’s central statistics. Over the last two years, the stat has gathered momentum in the NBA to help measure an individual’s contribution to team performance beyond worn numbers like points and rebounds.

In soccer, the statistic is understandably ignored. Too many players working together on the field produce too few goals to statistically isolate one player’s contribution to team success. Except, that is, when you’re looking at Carlos Tevez.

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Without the facts to back it up, I’m willing to bet that Tevez has the best plus-minus differential in the Premiership this season. Of course, playing for United automatically gives any player a good plus-minus, as United have the second best goal-differential in the league. But Tevez’ hand in that number, both as a starter and substitute, cannot be denied. If I had more time and better resources I would prove that, proportionally, he has contributed to it more than anyone.

Against Tottenham on Saturday, Sir Alex Ferguson made one change at halftime, down 2-0 at home. He brought on Tevez for Nani. United then scored five goals in 22 minutes. Although not always present in the highlight-clips of those goals, Tevez’ presence impacted almost all of them. His defensive pressure repeatedly forced Tottenham to turn the ball over. He sparked the counter-attacks that Rooney and Ronaldo finished.

His productivity is undeniable, and leaves me scrapping for a way to statistically prove it. Working with the most rudimentary stats available on soccernet.com, I came up with this: United is 15-2-2 in the Premiership this season when Tevez plays over 45 minutes (9-3-3 when he doesn’t). If you think such performance doesn’t deviate enough from how United performed without Tevez to mean much, then consider that those two losses both came to Liverpool, games in which Tevez still produced. Tevez scored the lone United goal in September’s 2-1 loss. And he set up United’s opening goal in the recent 4-1 loss (a score line that didn’t reflect the closeness of the match) with an incisive ball to Park Ji Sun that drew a penalty.

Given his goals-per-minute played (my intern is looking into this), and his stunning shot percentage, Tevez appears one of the most efficient players in the game – along with teammate Rooney, Messi, and a few strikers who see far less of the ball. Playing limited minutes, and openly frustrated by it, Tevez has still amassed 14 goals in all competitions this year. He scored these goals on 112 shots. Last season, he started 31 Premiership games and grabbed 14 goals and 7 assists on 92 shots. Compare these numbers to the 318 shots that Ronaldo has needed this year to get 31 goals, or the 324 that Ronaldo took in 2006/07 to bag 26. I’m not saying Tevez has been more productive than Ronaldo, as looking at shots vs. goals gives a limited and misguiding picture of a player’s productivity, but such numbers make you wonder what Tevez could do with more playing time, and more scoring opportunities.

His goals haven’t come in garbage games either. He has played a crucial role in United’s quest for the quintuple (now quadruple) this season. His four goals single-handedly crushed Blackburn in the Carling Cup. He scored two goals en route to a 4-0 win over Fulham in the FA Cup Quarterfinals. Among a few crucial Champions League goals, he scored a decisive goal in the first leg against Porto, immediately after coming off the bench.

Can plus-minus be a telling statistic in soccer? Haven’t people tried this, and where can I find it? Which other players have the best plus-minus scores in the game or on their team? Mascherano? Fabregas? Ferdinand?◊

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