Posts Tagged Chelsea
HOW MUCH WILL HDTV AFFECT SOCCER IN AMERICA?
Posted by Cyrus Philbrick in ESPN, Media, Premiership on August 20th, 2009
Bill Simmons, one of the most beloved messiahs of American sportswriting, is getting into soccer. I wish him the best, although I have a feeling he has no idea how big of a plunge he is about to take. His new attraction to the sport should make for an interesting experiment with fans of mainstream American sports. How many will he convert? How many will he betray? Also, choose your words carefully, Bill, because the already-converted American soccer fans are a tenacious bunch, like some territorial species of barnacle clinging to the charging hull of the American sports scene. We stick together, and a lot of us are corrosive bastards
Anyways, I’m intrigued by one of the reasons Simmons has repeated as responsible for his warming to the sport: HDTV. Really? Is it possible that HDTV will aid the breakthrough of the sport into the mainstream? That better definition flatters soccer more than other sports? HDTV makes anything better as far as I can tell, kind of like pot but without the neuroticism. I’m pretty sure I could watch crab races or tiddlywinks and be riveted. The subtle movements of joints, the colors, the grotesque detail. Antennae! Knuckles! ESPN looks poised to cash in on its HDTV capabilities. The Chelsea-Hull City game received a modest .2 rating, or over 150,000 viewers, on Saturday morning as a last minute addition to the TV schedule and without any advertising.
Maybe soccer does stand to gain more from this godly invention. It’s a game of subtleties. Stats tell you next to nothing. To appreciate the game you need to watch and watch closely. Only then will you be able to decide if a Drogba chip more delicate than a Phil Mickelson pitching wedge was intended as a shot or a cross. You’ll see if that grimacing player really got whacked on the ankle or if he’s just another player to add to your Pansy Hit List. I’ve always watched soccer games more like movies than sports. The game’s fluidity invites, even demands, attention. It’s a drama that unfolds in a coherent narrative, not piecemeal. This is why I’ve always liked watching soccer alone better than with friends – at least, if I actually want to watch a game. Maybe serious fans of any sport can relate. Sometimes you just want to be alone with your team or your idols. But soccer affects me this way regardless of who’s playing, regardless of who I’m with. It sucks me into its vortex. My eyes glaze over and I tune out my surroundings. My favorite people to watch games with all understand this. I don’t necessarily even call them my friends. I have “soccer friends” like one might have “drug friends”. And during a good game we’ll all slip into a gone-to-the-world daze like a group of junkies who just scored some grade A smack. We’ll talk when we regain consciousness at half-time.
As the late Stephen Wells often pointed out, American sports are built for distraction and excess, like some twisted metaphors for the country’s sensibility as a whole. On TV, their constant breaks – time outs, quarters, innings, two-minute warnings – exist as ideal vehicles for commercials. Live, they provide gaps that need cream-puff fillers – fired objects, giveaways, shaking tits and furry butts. This is something foreign friends always notice when they attend any American sporting event. “They spend so much time not playing the game,” a Hungarian friend once said at a basketball game. “I get it. You just come to baseball games to eat,” a kiwi said. I don’t mean all this to diss American sports. Actually, I guess I do, but I still like them, just for very different reasons than I like soccer. They are different forms of narrative. In most American sports, for example, excitement usually builds in segments, ratcheted up between commercial breaks like cliff-hangers on prime time television. I like that about them. You can get ragingly drunk and still know exactly what’s going on. Pay attention now! the TV or the jumbotron tells me. This is why they’re so sociable. I like going to baseball games so because they provide a chance to talk. At any given game, you’ll have over two hours of bull-shitting time. At any half decent soccer game, I’ll pee in my beer cup before I venture to the bathroom to miss ten minutes of a half.
The first weekend of the Premier League reminded me of all this – mostly in the way I remembered how much I liked watching uninterrupted soccer. Good soccer. I watched the Liverpool-Tottenham match at my dingy local Irish pub, where I sometimes brave the smell of piss-and-vinegar-soaked-wood on Sunday mornings to have breakfast and crank the volume of the flatscreen in the backroom. I was so consumed by the game that I didn’t want to look down to size up a bite of my egg-piled English muffin. I could manage only the coordination necessary to take intermittent sips of stale coffee. This is just right, I thought. Sharp angles and deft turns stitched my heart to my mind. My coffee tasted better than it should have. An ocean of green swelled and contracted with the quiet heaves of my chest.
And I’m pretty sure that this game, on Fox Soccer Channel, wasn’t even in HD (as Fox has yet to roll out their HD option). If it was, I might have cried. OK, that’s an exaggeration. But, in such a harmonious moment, I might have at least sworn off American football.◊
HOLY CRAP, HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED WHAT MANCHESTER CITY IS DOING?
Posted by Cyrus Philbrick in Chelsea, Economics, Manchester City, Premiership, capitalism on August 18th, 2009
Manchester City is like a black hole that has opened up in the fabric of the Premier League. Sucking mass, masses of expensive players and media attention, it leaves many fans unsure about how to approach the club’s awakening and limitless powers. Some laugh. Some wince. Most shake their heads, confused and afraid, especially those millions of fans of any of the now comparatively-less-rich Big Four, which constitute most of the Premier League fans here in America and elsewhere outside England. This is understandable. Manchester City’s profligate spending has driven up transfer prices, undermined other teams’ prized resources, and presented a serious threat to the Big Four’s establishment and their lock on Champions League places.

However grotesque City’s expenditures seem, I say come with them! Pour on the gravy and turn up the heat! Or something like that. Modern soccer welcomes lavish spending to create a better and more attractive product. And City is relishing the chance to revolutionize a club overnight. Whatever their history, teams that spend more succeed more, with very few exceptions. This gets truer and grosser every year. Although soccer is a team sport, it is also as pure a “players’ sport” as exists. Put the best players on the field, you win. At least, I’ve always thought so.
City is gleefully testing this “theory”, as Chelsea did a few years ago, before a few years of success ingratiated that club into the Established Order. Unlike Chelsea, however, City’s is playing with capital as liquid as oil – a very real Arabian cave of treasure that isn’t tied up in business ventures or stocks. And City’s owners are making a messier and more offensive storm than Chelsea ever did. They even had the gall to try to buy-out the Blues’ loyal captain, John Terry. They offered apparently blank checks to Kaka and Ronaldo amongst others. And I don’t blame the Al-Nahyan royal family or the club for doing so. The owners are taking full advantage of the league’s (or more generally European soccer’s) lax and negligent financial policing.
City’s unchecked injection of play money should continue a few of the league’s trends. It should continue to increase the quality of the league at its highest stratosphere, amassing talent that will ensure high-level competition and entertainment that will pay off via its worldwide popularity and increasing value. At the same time, however, it should continue to bloat the already warped financial structure of the league, further separating rich and successful clubs from the bottom feeders, the poorer clubs whose best resources get pillaged and ransacked to feed towering predators.
While it’s easy to ignore the dangers of such a naturally competitive marketplace, as long as angelic billionaires or conglomerates of millionaires continue to foot the bill for their creations, the league has seen increasing concern with teams’ financial instability. Because so many clubs need to operate at losses to succeed or even compete, not living within their means but requiring what Arsene Wenger calls “financial doping”, their financial footing appears increasingly suspect. What happens when the “doping-agent” dries up, or when the club can’t find another sugar daddy to buy, to continue to push the absurd cycle? These have become very real concerns for a few clubs while others remain naive in thinking that insolvency can’t happen to them.
So how long can this last? I don’t know, and that’s for brighter economic minds than mine to figure out. I’m just hoping that City’s absurd spending, which clearly functions as the most effective and easy path to success, will prompt more debates about the league’s financial stability vs. its competitive stability. And hopefully financial reform will follow. It promises to be a complex and painful process, but it is a necessary one if we truly want more than the same richest few teams to have a shot at winning anything.

In the meantime, I’m not the only one curious about how messy City’s twisted project will get on the field. Some are already predicting a debacle, laughing at City’s illogical and unsystematic acquisitions. I’m not. I’m impressed that City snatched the caliber of players it did – a few world-class misfits and a few stalwart players who pledged their loyalties elsewhere until … wait, so I could like buy a Bentley and a Burnley? I’m also rooting for the backwards way City built a team, from front to back. This flouts most conservative conventional soccer wisdom, which relies on the tired cliché that defense wins championships. Of course, City’s coach Mark Hughes has admitted that he still wants another world-class central defender like Everton’s Jolian Lescott, and he still might get one. But right now he’s got such a surplus of attacking talent that he’s loaning startlet strikers like Jo and Daniel Sturridge to his competitors, Everton and Chelsea. How the hell is he going to make room for Emmanuel Adebayor, Carlos Tevez, Roque Santa Cruz, Robinho, and Craig Bellamy? Not to mention Martin Petrov and Sean Wright Phillips and Steven Ireland, arguably City’s best player for the last two seasons.
Such a top-heavy team needs streamlining to wield itself effectively against the organized defenses of the top four. But even if applied with childish whimsy, such a swirling mass of talent and goal scoring credentials should damage the best teams in the league. If applied with enough precision and restraint, then City has the firepower to crack the top four. But I’m just as curious to see if the arms race that Manchester City has amplified will prompt the sport’s governing bodies to make a more earnest effort to streamline financial structures and policies. Somehow I think this is less likely. So lets all appreciate the chance we have to watch money burn in all its sparkling and time-searing glory … ◊

CHELSEA, WILTING PANSIES
Posted by Cyrus Philbrick in Chelsea, Manchester United, Premiership on January 12th, 2009
Chelsea got spanked by Manchester United over the weekend, 3-0. This morning, the soccer media took predictable shots at them.
Chelsea are done. Toast. Dried up. Scolari is a failure, and a hack. They’ll be lucky to finish third.
“The Blues’ era of prominence has passed,” declared Jorge Moran, of FoxSoccer.com.
Maybe it has. But how can so many professional analysts write off a team of this caliber? In no other league besides the Premiership does the media collect such fickle judgments and try to pass them off as certainty. Like stink clouds clinging to bathroom air, the consistency of these judgments will dissipate and guilty analysts will pretend they never made them.

If Chelsea had won this past weekend, everyone would be talking about United’s demise.
With 17 league games to play, none of the top three juggernauts is out of the race. Any of the three teams could run the table for the rest of the year. And any of them could lose more than a few games given the increased parity of the league this year, with Aston Villa, Everton, and, of course, Arsenal, still knocking on the Top Four door.
Chelsea still possess the best goal differential in the league. This stat doesn’t automatically translate to league titles, but it has for the last five league campaigns.
Maybe Chelsea’s scoring is drying up, as many Chelsea fans feared. Anelka couldn’t possibly maintain his streaky start. And Chelsea’s reliance on two one-dimensional strikers has been exposed of late.

But the Blues have too many explosive weapons to bend over. Drogba hasn’t even gotten started yet this season. And many of their attackers have underperformed (Deco, Mallouda, Ballack, and Kalou).
Chelsea’s dismal performance against United is definitely cause for concern. They have problems. But they haven’t failed yet.
What’s Wrong?
I think my girlfriend might have said it best: “Chelsea’s problem is that they’re all pansies … They don’t try hard enough.”
She’s right. Only United seemed capable of reaching a higher gear. They dug deeper. They wore their grit on their uniforms and their faces. While Drogba whined to the Referee after he lost the ball, Rooney would turn and give chase all the way back to his own box. While Deco hid in the shadows and threw up his hands when he didn’t receive a ball, Giggs and Fletcher slid in front of passes and runs to win the ball. Even Ronaldo, the Pretty Boy’s Poster Boy, dug in, won 50/50 balls, and tracked back.
Compared to Chelsea, United have grittier players. Evra, Vidic, Fletcher, Giggs, Park, Evans, and Rooney, (and Ferdinand and Scholes, when playing) all appear to bleed their colors. This is a testament to the type of passion that Sir Alex inculcates at his club. Somehow you don’t feel the same exuberance from the Chelsea players. Only a few fit into this category.
In the last few years, Chelsea’s superstars have developed a languid spirit that gets exposed in big games. Against lesser teams, this spirit can masquerade as style. Ballack and Deco glide around the pitch, never taxing themselves too much, or risking injury on tackles.

Maybe this is the way these gifted athletes play the game. They play with professional calmness and finesse, naturally making difficult movements look easy. But against a team as passionate as United, their fluidity appears more listless by comparison.
United’s passion won them the game. They were first to balls in both boxes. Park Ji Sun’s hustle on the left flank opened up Chelsea’s defense and produced valuable free kicks. On the attacking end, Chelsea’s front men stopped moving. They didn’t stand a chance of cracking United’s defense.
Blaming effort sounds like a childish and oversimplified diagnosis of Chelsea’s failure. It’s the type of criticism that youth and high school coaches heap on their teams because they don’t know any better. This is true. But when teams of world-class talent lock horns, sometimes passion is the only thing that separates them. To me, it seems the only real obstacle that Chelsea has to winning the title.
Are Chelsea really not trying hard enough? Is this absurd? Can Chelsea still win the league?

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